Piper
My name is Piper Bivens! I was born on
November 16, 1998 in Kingston, Ontario. By looking at my pictures, I'm sure
you can tell that I'm a Bouvier des Flanders. I was registered as being
black but I look more gray brindle like my adopted brother Typhoon.

Of
course, I'm a little girl and I love all things frilly. I especially love
sleeping on my mommy's pretty pillows. I love to go for walks. My parents
take me into the woods where they let me run free! As soon as I'm let loose,
I just have to ruuuunnnnnn. I go as fast as I can, then I turn around and
run back to my family. Some day, this bullet speed that I have developed
will come in very handy I'm sure. We walk to a lake where the water is
the best for swimming. It's so refreshing. I wash off my face every time
too. Boy, does that feel good! Little girls have to look good all the time!
In the summer, I love to eat blueberries right off the bush! Yummy!
There you can see my brother, Typhoon,
and my deceased sister, Sheba.
When Typhoon starts to play rough with my Mommy, I punch him in the butt to
distract him and then run in between him and my Mommy to protect her.
There's no need for such rough playing.
2003 - Daddy - Once I heard that Mommy wasn't buying you any presents this
year, I decided that since you're the best darn Daddy a doggie ever had (Typhoon
confirmed this) you deserve lots of presents for Christmas. What was Mommy
thinking? So I called up TLC (The Learning Channel) and convinced them to embark
upon a new reality TV series that I aptly named 'Doggies Working For Christmas
Cash". They gave me still shots of all the video they took for the show over the
last few weeks and this "Doggie Christmas Cash Album" cleverly presents all of
the jobs I had to hold to make sure that your hands wouldn't be empty on
Christmas Eve. I'm smarter than your average blondie doggie after all. Eh? -
signed, Piper
Dishwasher
My
antibacterial slobber always cuts the grease! The crumbs aren't half bad either!
Cook
Cooling
was fun....I got to lick up after! Try a bun. Or...some crumbs!
Maid
I've
gotta think of a better job.....$%@&* spilt some!
Wait
till Dad finds out Liz is paying me to dust!
Personal Trainer
Come
on Liz! 5 more....4 more...3more...kick those heels baby, you're not tired yet!
You're
doing it all wrong! Let's flatten that tummy, Liz!! I'll show you how....learn
from a pro.
Sales
Shhh!
She's still exercising, now I can get on Ebay and make some cash selling these
stupid toys. Eh?
Carpenter's Aide
J.C.
offered me a couple of bucks to help out with the door.....but he's gone out for
another smoke.
Hairdresser
Got
any gossip on Liz? I've been moonlighting as her personal trainer. By the way,
do you want me to add some highlights to this mess? Oh, and how well do you tip?
Santa
Ho,
ho, ho! What do you want for Christmas little doggie? ...Oh, by the way, how
much do you tip?
Busker
Typhoon
could howl but no one knew about my talents as a dulcimer player.
"Folks, gather round! Tap your feet. A 1 and a 2 and a 1, 2, 3, 4!" "Wait,
wait, don't leave!! I know TubaBoy! PERSONALLY! Ya, you like that dontchya? Keep
those coins coming."
Yard Work
My
work never ends....cleaning cars is a bitch.
Hooker
Smooch,
smooch. Come a little closer, sugar! Don't mind the stuffing, I'm all woman.
More than you can handle for the low price of $40/hr.
Come
back! Alright then, I'll take my panties off.....I never liked this wedgie
anyway!! Where's my tip???
More Yard work
Here
comes another car... "HEY! I DO DRIVEWAYS! CHEAP! REAL CHEAP!"
Transient
Hey
Buddy....can you spare a dime?
DONE!
Finally
made enough $ to make Daddy happy. Phewf!
11/20/2005 |